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<blockquote data-quote="Gobadán" data-source="post: 1672650" data-attributes="member: 3765"><p style="text-align: left"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">These are apparently thing which have been said on Irish television / radio.</span></span>[/FONT]</strong></p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious!!! [/FONT]</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]--------------RTE Radio 1 News July 2001[/FONT]</strong></span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px">"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." à RTE Commentator George Hamilton </span>[/FONT]</strong></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px">"Deep down I'm a very shallow person." -------- Charles Haughey.</span>[/FONT]</strong></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px">"A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement from the cow." ------- Irish press.</span>[/FONT]</strong></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px">Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....'hint think of me." Contestant: "A pig in shite."</span>[/FONT]</strong></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px">Gerry Ryan: (during a discussion on whether people would like to be buried or cremated when they die) - "Would you like to be buried or cremated?" Caller: "Oh, buried Gerry." Gerry Ryan: "And where would you like to be buried?" Caller: "Up to me balls in Bibi Baskin!" </span>[/FONT]</strong></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px">Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the Just a Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?" Caller: "Ah go fu*k off Larry you're only an old bollox."</span>[/FONT]</strong></li> </ul><p><a href="http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~domall/jokes.htm" target="_blank">http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~domall/jokes.htm</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gobadán, post: 1672650, member: 3765"] [LEFT][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]These are apparently thing which have been said on Irish television / radio.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LEFT] [LIST] [*][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious!!! [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]--------------RTE Radio 1 News July 2001[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/LIST] [LIST] [*][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." à RTE Commentator George Hamilton [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LIST] [LIST] [*][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]"Deep down I'm a very shallow person." -------- Charles Haughey.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LIST] [LIST] [*][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]"A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement from the cow." ------- Irish press.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LIST] [LIST] [*][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....'hint think of me." Contestant: "A pig in shite."[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LIST] [LIST] [*][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Gerry Ryan: (during a discussion on whether people would like to be buried or cremated when they die) - "Would you like to be buried or cremated?" Caller: "Oh, buried Gerry." Gerry Ryan: "And where would you like to be buried?" Caller: "Up to me balls in Bibi Baskin!" [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LIST] [LIST] [*][B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the Just a Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?" Caller: "Ah go fu*k off Larry you're only an old bollox."[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LIST][URL]http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~domall/jokes.htm[/URL] . [/QUOTE]
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