[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]These are apparently thing which have been said on Irish television / radio.[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious!!! [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]--------------RTE Radio 1 News July 2001[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one." à RTE Commentator George Hamilton [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Deep down I'm a very shallow person." -------- Charles Haughey.[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow .... There has been no statement from the cow." ------- Irish press.[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....'hint think of me." Contestant: "A pig in shite."[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Gerry Ryan: (during a discussion on whether people would like to be buried or cremated when they die) - "Would you like to be buried or cremated?" Caller: "Oh, buried Gerry." Gerry Ryan: "And where would you like to be buried?" Caller: "Up to me balls in Bibi Baskin!" [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the Just a Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?" Caller: "Ah go fu*k off Larry you're only an old bollox."[/FONT]
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