The PRoC Agony Aunt Thread

[Ghoti]

Dear Aunty PRoC, I've recently started seeing a woman who has the same name as my sister. At first, I thought this was just a funny coincidence but friends have prophesied that it simply cannot last because of the name thing. I have tried using the shortened version of her name around her in a cutesy, knowing way (she knows my sister has the same name), but she simply cannot abide it and insists on being referred to by her longer, full name, as my sister does. The other night, things were advancing beyond the realm of chaperoning, and I almost called out her name in the throes of ecstasy, but reined in my passions at the last moment as it would sound weird saying it. Dare I say her name at times like that or are my friends correct and we are destined for doom? Maudlin in Montenotte

 

[Pooman]

Dear Aunty PRoC, I've recently started seeing a woman who has the same name as my sister. At first, I thought this was just a funny coincidence but friends have prophesied that it simply cannot last because of the name thing. I have tried using the shortened version of her name around her in a cutesy, knowing way (she knows my sister has the same name), but she simply cannot abide it and insists on being referred to by her longer, full name, as my sister does. The other night, things were advancing beyond the realm of chaperoning, and I almost called out her name in the throes of ecstasy, but reined in my passions at the last moment as it would sound weird saying it. Dare I say her name at times like that or are my friends correct and we are destined for doom? Maudlin in Montenotte

Dear Maudlin,

This is a perfect opportunity to have a threesome with your sister and girlfriend without having to worry about calling out the wrong name mid whatever it is you are up to.
You lucky thing.

Yours sincerely,

Aunty PRoC

 

[Crankycorner]

Dear Maudlin,

This is a perfect opportunity to have a threesome with your sister and girlfriend without having to worry about calling out the wrong name mid whatever it is you are up to.
You lucky thing.

Yours sincerely,

Aunty PRoC

Jesus Christ

 

[PussyinBoots]

Dear Aunty PRoC, I've recently started seeing a woman who has the same name as my sister. At first, I thought this was just a funny coincidence but friends have prophesied that it simply cannot last because of the name thing. I have tried using the shortened version of her name around her in a cutesy, knowing way (she knows my sister has the same name), but she simply cannot abide it and insists on being referred to by her longer, full name, as my sister does. The other night, things were advancing beyond the realm of chaperoning, and I almost called out her name in the throes of ecstasy, but reined in my passions at the last moment as it would sound weird saying it. Dare I say her name at times like that or are my friends correct and we are destined for doom? Maudlin in Montenotte

For God's sake fishy you've really gone down the Gin rabbit hole.