The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Ah Hojlund was a mutant signing.

The boy Zirkzee was signed under the new brains trust.

He really looks the biz.

I've already said I've seen nothing from him so far.

Do keep up.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

Amorin after watching that shite.

 

[Philby]

You're utterly obsessed with Utds centre half m8.

Therapy should be sought.

 

[Orchard thief]

You're utterly obsessed with Utds centre half m8.

Therapy should be sought.

“He’s a fucking brilliant defender” you said.

He’s really really not. Completely overrated cos he kicks a few lads so he must be well ‘ard.

Anyways, in fairness you never comment on Liverpool defenders so i’ll leave hasbullah alone.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

We'll take your word for it m8.

After all, you can recall every Utd game for the last 40 years.

You SSB.

Football didn't exist 40 years ago, you SMC.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Do I really have to post the "that is the joke" gif?

C'mon lads, ffs loike ?

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Football didn't exist 40 years ago, you SMC.

Yes it did. Utd were shit then too.

How did they hurt you btw?

 

[Philby]

Do I really have to post the "that is the joke" gif?

C'mon lads, ffs loike ?

No, if you admit that VVD is the best thing the Netherlands has ever produced (legally).

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

“He’s a fucking brilliant defender” you said.

He’s really really not. Completely overrated cos he kicks a few lads so he must be well ‘ard.

Anyways, in fairness you never comment on Liverpool defenders so i’ll leave hasbullah alone.

I can't defend any Utd players* ATM fella.

They've all been terrible so far this year.

*Bruno and Onana apart. Bruno more for his performances up to this season and Onana this season has really come on.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

No, if you admit that VVD is the best thing the Netherlands has ever produced (legally).

Lies make baby Hey Zeus cry. Handy and Willie too.