The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Crusty Ring]

Nagelsmann just went bang. Great chance for ye tomorrow night m8s

Breaking news: Man lands on moon!

 

[Handy Run]

Breaking news: Man lands on moon!

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Fake news m8!!!

On a totally unrelated note to sleep deprivation, where are we on the Zyklon B for cunting mosquitos?

 

[Herbert]

The bundesliga is.poor and Bayern don't even have to raise their game most of the time .that comes back to hurt them in the CL where they are under immense pressure to win they way they win in the league. No doubt they are a fine team but I have a sneaky feeling utd could get something off them tomorrow night , players will be up for it after losing badly on Saturday and will be hurt of the criticism they have received.

 

[SoundsAboutRight]

That squad is depressingly bare for all the money spent. Bayern will find it tricky to know the back 4 from those 5 anyway. Not that they'd be too worried either way I'd say.

Evans, McTominay or Casemiro will end up CB by the end of it mark my words

 

[Rebel CNC]

No Big Harry??

Say what you want about him but surely better option than Johnny Evans. Not as if Martinez and Lindelöf were majestic v Brighton!!

Onana had a public pop off Maguire in pre season game but hasn't exactly set the world on fire himself.

 

[SoundsAboutRight]

No Big Harry??

Say what you want about him but surely better option than Johnny Evans. Not as if Martinez and Lindelöf were majestic v Brighton!!

Onana had a public pop off Maguire in pre season game but hasn't exactly set the world on fire himself.

Injured apparently. Tough situation for a new keeper to come into. Hasn't had a settled cb pairing not to mind a settled back 4.

 

[marco 2005]

Injured apparently. Tough situation for a new keeper to come into. Hasn't had a settled cb pairing not to mind a settled back 4.

for all the hype that came with his signing, he's been fairly shite so far at shots stopping

 

[Orchard thief]

That squad is depressingly bare for all the money spent. Bayern will find it tricky to know the back 4 from those 5 anyway. Not that they'd be too worried either way I'd say.

Evans, McTominay or Casemiro will end up CB by the end of it mark my words
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4 keepers. They’ll fuckin’ need ‘em.



Unfortunate defensive injury list.
At least there’s a precedent.

 

[mr.selfDestruct]

Kane said earlier at a press conference, that Maguire is one of the best players ever to play for England

 

[Orchard thief]

Jesus in fairness ETH has had some ball of shit to contend with.

-Antony off the field carry on
-Greenwood situation
-Sancho’s mental health
-Ronaldo’s carry on
-Maguire issues as club captain
- Ownership shite

Has any manager had so much non-football related drama to deal with?

He’s had more dramas in 12 months than Klopp in 8 years and none of them his fault.