The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Crusty Ring]

Erik's only short of bringing in some top quality Irish lads and I could nearly be 16 again.

Sign up Evan Ferguson

 

[Philby]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1619790163407966208

Just give him the fucking armband now Erik, you beautiful bald bastard.

To give him his credit he always had a great kinship with children, midgets & foot stools for some reason.

What the video doesn't show though is him intentionally driving over the toes of 14 year old lad who'd just hit a growth spurt.

Also DT, don't forget the last time you declared undying love for a South American. The floppy-haired, arrow-wielding b*stard broke your damn heart so he did. Take this one slow...we don't want to see you hurt again ;-)

 

[Browser Brody]

So any idea of how long Eriksen will be out ?

 

[Donald Trump]

To give him his credit he always had a great kinship with children, midgets & foot stools for some reason.

What the video doesn't show though is him intentionally driving over the toes of 14 year old lad who'd just hit a growth spurt.

Also DT, don't forget the last time you declared undying love for a South American. The floppy-haired, arrow-wielding b*stard broke your damn heart so he did. Take this one slow...we don't want to see you hurt again ;-)

Lol, those were the bad old days when Liverpool were the bestest ever and it looked like the Glazers would never piss off.


But now they're all but gone and we have a beautiful bald bastard leading us back to glory



Nothing. Can. Go. Wrong.




This. Time.

 

[Crusty Ring]

Eriksen out till April ffs, Of all the players that should not of been playing that game it was him. He has looked wrecked for weeks

 

[Browser Brody]

Tielemans is their most viable option surely at this stage ?

 

[mr.selfDestruct]

Eriksen out till April ffs, Of all the players that should not of been playing that game it was him. He has looked wrecked for weeks

He's out because that useless lump of skin Andy Carroll went right through him. Didn't even get booked.

They don't appear to be interested in even a loan move. Or at least the owners aren't anyway. Very risky now with them still in 3 cup competitions and battling it out for the top 4. One injury away from McFred.

 

[Crusty Ring]

Tielemans is their most viable option surely at this stage ?

I'd love to see it but those shower of fucks in US have pillaged the club, I can't see any money being spent until they are gone.

 

[mr.selfDestruct]

Apparently McTominay is also injured

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Eriksen out till April ffs, Of all the players that should not of been playing that game it was him. He has looked wrecked for weeks

Carroll is one big, useless and dangerous cnut if ever there was one.