The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Hank Scorpio]

If he was English there would be a lot of "I used to see him at training when he was a kid. Trust me he'll be fine." And the usual "Good lad, works hard" etc type rubbish they come out with about the likes of Mctominay. I must have missed their criticism of captain fantastic today. I think Shaw might have got a bit, as he should because he was atrocious again.

It is hard not to be a bit worried about Martinez, but it is only two games. Perhaps he'll end up at DMF as De Jong would be nuts to come now.

Spot on

De Gea took responsibility in the post match interview: “I cost three points to my team today and it was a poor performance from myself. It was a horrible day”.

Lazy, lazy stuff from the two lads in blaming the new signing.

 

[Personal Jaysus]

Dan in the ambulance that broke down after the car crash .

 

[Hank Scorpio]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558525995422040067

 

[foitek]

Has Veronique Rabiot gone ex-directory all of a sudden?

 

[Roundyfield]

M8 your 'banter' this evening made RoundyY look polished.

Don’t lash out at me Dan because Tin Hat brought in a 5’6 center back, I was coaching all day. I think Mee scored from his knees.

 

[Handy Run]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558525995422040067

Context missing: Red Bull came in and pumped them full of cash

 

[Crankycorner]

We really need a time machine to bring us back to the Division 2 playoff Final in 1999 and slip some laxatives into the City players water. Gillingham would surely never have won the Premier League 7 times in 10 years.

 

[Personal Jaysus]

Gary and Jamie writing off Martinez after less than 2 games.

These guys are dinosaurs. His height, blah, blah...


De Gea f*cked them today. The game was effectively over as a contest after 18 mins.


These guys are shit boring to listen to.

 

[Donald Trump]

Dan in the ambulance that broke down after the car crash .

Jesus Christ fella, stop being such a pity.

Every single post you've ever had was either about Dan or mocking Dan. It's a bit fucking creepy fella.

 

[Donald Trump]

Context missing: Red Bull came in and pumped them full of cash

Context: United would have a fortune if it weren't for the Florida tramps.