The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[mayday]

I’m so glad we’re winning the “outspent everyone in the last 2 seasons cup” in a league where Chelsea, United, City and now Newcastle exist.
Maybe it’s called investing wisely and trying to improve your situation.

Liverpool did it and extremely well.
United also did it and might as well have thrown a blank cheque at a dodgy used car salesman.

An absolute shit show from top to bottom.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Missed all the craic today, had to work.

Fairest of fair focks to the SMC’s for posting in here and not going missing.


Never realised the Bummers despised ye so much. There’s a nastiness lurking under that nowf landan softness. Sad to see tbh m8s.

Glad to see the classy understated SSB’s keeping a respectable distance. I’m talking about your Shilbys, your Phabbys etc.

Its alright m8, once MikOle's slumbertime slurries materialise the bants will be had.

They might put on a brave face but they know its coming every bit as much as we do. They will go on a bit of a run but once the pressure is on they will simply break out their secret sauce...







Nom nom nom...

 

[Orchard thief]

Alliance goes bang.

That’s long dead.

They nearly did us a favour by nearly not losing to city last year. We nearly nearly won the league because of them.

But, while it was nice while it lasted, they’re now looking for some sort of equal recognition in the relationship?

That’s just silly. It was never a partnership.

LFC are Apple.
Bumnal?
They’re Fonez of Oliver Plunkett St.

 

[Donald Trump]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1558583407369564160

Eggs fucking xactly.

 

[Handy Run]

Orchard_Ys been at the top shelf and is now seeking an unholy alliance with the SMCs

#grim

 

[Donald Trump]

Orchard_Ys been at the top shelf and is now seeking an unholy alliance with the SMCs

#grim

There's no alliance ffs.

That would be like a bumnal Spuds alliance.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Orchard_Ys been at the top shelf and is now seeking an unholy alliance with the SMCs

#grim

Shut your whore mouth, you SSB.

 

[Handy Run]

I’m so glad we’re winning the “outspent everyone in the last 2 seasons cup” in a league where Chelsea, United, City and now Newcastle exist.
Maybe it’s called investing wisely and trying to improve your situation.

Liverpool did it and extremely well.
United also did it and might as well have thrown a blank cheque at a dodgy used car salesman.

An absolute shit show from top to bottom.

Gas how we outspent everyone yet last year yet manyoo still had the most expensive team.

In the immortal words of Abe Lee Simpson:

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Jamie and Gaz are making a big deal over Martinez' height.

Why are they not mentioning Maguire's not able to play football?

#NotFair

 

[Orchard thief]

There's no alliance ffs.

That would be like a bumnal Spuds alliance.

Well fu so m8.

The 6 points and +9 GD from last year mean nothing to you?

I thought we were onto something cos ye only gave Man City 6 points and a +5 GD

Prick teases.

#scorned