The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

Donald Trump

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:lol!:

On a serious note, ye're in big trouble if ye can't beat us to Martinez
In trouble anyway m8. Tbh, I kinda hope they fuck up the whole window, and if Ronnie leaves, let it be the nail in the coffin for those parasitic cunts. Any signings just paper over the cracks.

With the money United generate, they can have world class players, a world class ground and world class facilites. But they can't, because there's a load of interest that has to be paid to the banks every year for a loan the club got nothing from.
 
To be fair, even if you're on the side of "we'd have been relegated without his goals" you'd have to say it would have been daft for a new manager with the playing philosophy of ETH to build a team around a striker who doesn't really run.

Bit hard to see who'll actually have him, can afford him and whom he considers worthy of his services. Chelsea are the only PL team that's an option, but does Tuchel really want to have that type of player? Saying that, after dealing with Lukaku they know what dealing with a static striker is like and they're just adding shitloads of goals and someone who actually gives a shit.

PSG surely realise they couldn't carry both him and Messi. Xavi would never have him at Barca. Bayern could work, especially with the armchair ride in Germany, but would they be happy to restructure their game around him?

Italy probably the best bet really, Napoli or Roma look like good shouts.
 

Hank Scorpio

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To be fair, even if you're on the side of "we'd have been relegated without his goals" you'd have to say it would have been daft for a new manager with the playing philosophy of ETH to build a team around a striker who doesn't really run.

Bit hard to see who'll actually have him, can afford him and whom he considers worthy of his services. Chelsea are the only PL team that's an option, but does Tuchel really want to have that type of player? Saying that, after dealing with Lukaku they know what dealing with a static striker is like and they're just adding shitloads of goals and someone who actually gives a shit.

PSG surely realise they couldn't carry both him and Messi. Xavi would never have him at Barca. Bayern could work, especially with the armchair ride in Germany, but would they be happy to restructure their game around him?

Italy probably the best bet really, Napoli or Roma look like good shouts.

You having the lols m8?

Barca are probably the only side in Europe that could give united a run in worst run stakes

Theyd take the boost of his commercial appeal in a heartbeat.
 
You having the lols m8?

Barca are probably the only side in Europe that could give united a run in worst run stakes

Theyd take the boost of his commercial appeal in a heartbeat.
Probably true, but not a hope they could give him the wages he wants if they're asking lads like De Jong for paycuts. And the man himself might also worry about his Madrid legacy if he joined Barca.
 

nico

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Probably true, but not a hope they could give him the wages he wants if they're asking lads like De Jong for paycuts. And the man himself might also worry about his Madrid legacy if he joined Barca.
He was on the verge of joining City last season, I’d say he wouldn’t give a fook about joining Barca so long as he gets what he’s looking for
 

Hank Scorpio

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He was on the verge of joining City last season, I’d say he wouldn’t give a fook about joining Barca so long as he gets what he’s looking for

All joking aside he's at a level of wealth where the wage is almost incidental.

I think he is just aiming to finish with as many UCL goals as possible. Once United ended up in the goatherders cup he was always out the gap
 

Hank Scorpio

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In trouble anyway m8. Tbh, I kinda hope they fuck up the whole window, and if Ronnie leaves, let it be the nail in the coffin for those parasitic cunts. Any signings just paper over the cracks.

With the money United generate, they can have world class players, a world class ground and world class facilites. But they can't, because there's a load of interest that has to be paid to the banks every year for a loan the club got nothing from.

Erra United have been buying in free transfers in their 30s (Ighalo lol) instead of bringing in a forward.

Greenwood's legal difficulties have left them with 2 disinterested wingers as their forward options should Ronnie walk as it now looks.

Hope it goes that way tbh as it represents the most direct way to force out our carpetbagging waster owners.

Not one signing made and £11 million in dividends taken out last Friday week
C*nts.
 

Donald Trump

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Erra United have been buying in free transfers in their 30s (Ighalo lol) instead of bringing in a forward.

Greenwood's legal difficulties have left them with 2 disinterested wingers as their forward options should Ronnie walk as it now looks.

Hope it goes that way tbh as it represents the most direct way to force out our carpetbagging waster owners.

Not one signing made and £11 million in dividends taken out last Friday week
C*nts.
Yep, any day now Shalby and handy bin dipper will realise that Ronnie wanting out is the least of United's problems.
 

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