The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Hank Scorpio]

Holy fock.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1488240455292796930

What kind of bellend looks at the Greenwood case and thinks, yeah here's an opportunity to make myself look good?

Try to think about the victim in this before firing off a not so subtle dig at your teammate.


Just wow.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

So as of now , with United still playing in 3 competitions we have as our wide players

Rashford
Elanga
Sancho

Midfielders:

Fred
Matic
Mctominay

A couple of injuries and they're focked.

Ralf identified a midfielder as essential. He hasn't got one. Jesse told he could leave and made stay. The loanees and alleged rapist make the managers hand close to worthless.

Rangnick is on a hiding to nothing really. Most likely lose to Atletico, nowhere in the league and a cup run?

Meanwhile they will be a decade without a title and 5 years without any trophy.

Bantchester United.

Pogba due back soon isn't he?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Pogba due back soon isn't he?

Fit to play Friday I believe

 

[Philby]

On the upside, Ed the Red is no longer a Man Utd employee as of midnight last night

 

[Browser Brody]

So their next 5 league fixtures are :

Burnley away

Southampton home

Brighton home

Leeds away

Watford home

Whats an acceptable haul in terms of points ? All recent events considered…

I’ll count 11 as a success , they should beat Burnley, Southampton and Watford. Brighton , i’d be happy with a draw, Leeds away the same.

Either way, a very favourable run for Ralf, all other things aside.

 

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

On the upside, Ed the Red is no longer a Man Utd employee as of midnight last night

Not for those who enjoyed the lols his tenure brought

 

[Handy Run]

Either way, a very favourable run for Ralf, all other things aside.

Careful now

 

[Donald Trump]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1488558406663348226

Threats to kill, Christ.

 

[markyboy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1488558406663348226

Threats to kill, Christ.

Sentencing for the offence of threats to kill
For offences committed in England and Wales before 12 March 2015, the upper limit to the fine which the magistrates can impose is £5,000. Following conviction on indictment, the maximum sentence is ten years' imprisonment.

 

[Philby]

That's a pretty heavy charge.

Again, like rape, may be a challenging charge to secure a guilty verdict on. A lot will come down to whether the prosecution can prove that the victim truly felt like it was a genuine threat.

Based on what we've seen so far there may well be relevant audio/video/text evidence to back up this charge.