The Official Arsenal Thread - Part 2

2 Football jokes or true stories?

I've just tried to buy a Dracula costume for Christmas and the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Tottenham shirt.

I said I think you must have misheard me..... I want to look like a count!

I've just got my Christmas lights out today. They remind me so much of Liverpool fans.

Hardly any of the fuckers work, and the ones that do aren't very bright.
 
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