The ease at which I get women to sleep with me.

[an liathroid beag]

Methinks you signed in with the wrong alt greedy.....

Heh Heh Bells outed

 

[TopicGrinder]

Because I can. I have intimate pictures of famous women whom I have slept with but I shall not be producing them here. I may pm them to certain posters if the mood so takes me.

I have intimate pictures of celebs as well, the fappening.

 

[an liathroid beag]

If you think I will allow you to pick my brains on my knowledge of fine brandy then you can think again.

How pray did I get caught out?

Cognac is a brandy, ya nimrod.

Cognac is an area of France, which gives its grapes a particular quality reflected in its flavour when converted to brandy, ya numbnut.
Brandy is the distillation of the grape juice. The finest is found in Portugal, Matej by name.
The finest Cognac by taste ,not price, is Otard.
Being a gentleman of fine taste ,erudition and delectation,I have sampled the finest wines and spirits in all 4 corners of the world and dallied with the beautiful ladies of these faraway lands. I am thus qualified to pronounce on these issues by default.

Great Double alt --Bells the Socialist and Greedy the Capitalist

 

[Stacky]

Great Double alt --Bells the Socialist and Greedy the Capitalist

I thought everyone knew this months ago?


2 weeks ago Greed_y boasted of doing lots of business with Abtran (who only deal with semi-states and large corporations) and knew its CEO Michael Fitzpatrick.

I pointed out that it is Michael Fitzgerald and his brother Ger who run Abtran.I asked if they would vouch for him if i asked and Greed_y ran like the wind.....

 

[Heraldo]

I thought everyone knew this months ago?


2 weeks ago Greed_y boasted of doing lots of business with Abtran (who only deal with semi-states and large corporations) and knew its CEO Michael Fitzpatrick.

I pointed out that it is Michael Fitzgerald and his brother Ger who run Abtran.I asked if they would vouch for him if i asked and Greed_y ran like the wind.....��

Greed_y bocht

 

[bells of shandon]

The finest commas come from English speaking countries. You should try them some time.

A grammar policeman is a lower form of life,even than a Traffic Warden.

 

[Drucker]

A grammar policeman is a lower form of life,even than a Traffic Warden.

What would you know about traffic wardens?

BUS WANKER!!!!

 

[Perry_Mace_On]

I assume the ease with which you get womem to sleep with you is due to rohypnol...

W-w-was that a rape joke?

 

[King Silkbeard]

Come on people let's be civil to each other.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

I can assure you that the gentlemen with whom I held this meeting do not shop in Aldi.

Norries, barred for shop-lifting I suppose!