Langoff said:why thank you for that..
It'll change my life now..
Tube a Pringles said:Na......what you should do is the Irish Times crossword. Preferably do it standing up in a crowded train, with loads of city chicks watching you. Scribble in random words and "complete" the crossword in 6 to 7 minutes.
Remember to furrow your brow, and stick your tongue out the corner of your mouth.
Last time I did that I was offered a (free) shag in the toilets, almost immediately.