Stuff that grinds your gears

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I spend a fortune on jocks. I shart so often they’re no more good after a week.

Watch your diet you contagious bastard

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

My doctor is useless. I dunno what's making me sick but it's not going away

 

[Zero]

I have 1000 friends on Facebook and only about 60 wished me a happy birthday

woulod you ever stopp complaining


???

 

[ElderBerries]

Those mockieah "resealable peelback" covers on meat and cheese slices that you get in a supermarket. It's a b*st*rd to try peel them off in the first place, and when you finally do, there's precious little tackiness for the thing to reseal afterwards. At least the ziplock packets of loose cheese actually works - why don't they dispense with the peel-back ones and do some kind of knack with ziplock packaging instead.

 

[jimmym]

Those mockieah "resealable peelback" covers on meat and cheese slices that you get in a supermarket. It's a b*st*rd to try peel them off in the first place, and when you finally do, there's precious little tackiness for the thing to reseal afterwards. At least the ziplock packets of loose cheese actually works - why don't they dispense with the peel-back ones and do some kind of knack with ziplock packaging instead.

I normally just stick a knife in those stupid packs, I also keep my biscuits fresh by puting the open end cup against the back wall of the cupboard in the pantry,

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Is a shart... Or a fart.

Always too late to find out.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Usually ends in.... Damn it.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

I also keep my biscuits fresh by puting the open end cup against the back wall of the cupboard in the pantry,

Yeah, alright Thomas Wayne,

 

[Heraldo]

Is a shart... Or a fart.

Always too late to find out.

What a load of shit

 

[Pooman]

What a load of shit

Usually only a small bit.