Stuff that grinds your gears

[HarHarHabbo]

I remember reading a review and somebody giving out the bed sheets were only changed once in the week she stayed in the hotel,
Somebody replies asking how often does she change her own sheets?

Simple answer. Skid marks.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Simple answer. Skid marks.

Some people wipe their areses ya sicko

 

[HarHarHabbo]

Some people wipe their areses ya sicko

 

[Pooman]

Some people wipe their areses ya sicko

Sharts

 

[HarHarHabbo]

Sharts

I spend a fortune on jocks. I shart so often they’re no more good after a week.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I spend a fortune on jocks. I shart so often they’re no more good after a week.

Watch your diet you contagious bastard

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

My doctor is useless. I dunno what's making me sick but it's not going away

 

[Zero]

I have 1000 friends on Facebook and only about 60 wished me a happy birthday

woulod you ever stopp complaining


???

 

[ElderBerries]

Those mockieah "resealable peelback" covers on meat and cheese slices that you get in a supermarket. It's a b*st*rd to try peel them off in the first place, and when you finally do, there's precious little tackiness for the thing to reseal afterwards. At least the ziplock packets of loose cheese actually works - why don't they dispense with the peel-back ones and do some kind of knack with ziplock packaging instead.

 

[jimmym]

Those mockieah "resealable peelback" covers on meat and cheese slices that you get in a supermarket. It's a b*st*rd to try peel them off in the first place, and when you finally do, there's precious little tackiness for the thing to reseal afterwards. At least the ziplock packets of loose cheese actually works - why don't they dispense with the peel-back ones and do some kind of knack with ziplock packaging instead.

I normally just stick a knife in those stupid packs, I also keep my biscuits fresh by puting the open end cup against the back wall of the cupboard in the pantry,