Stuff that grinds your gears

[gaffer falls]

When a smear sticks to the bowl and no amount of peeing on it will shift it

 

[Crankycorner]

When it just won’t drop.

 

[Mike Strutter]

As a follow on to this. When you’ve used a whole roll of bog roll and your arse still isn’t clean.

It's like the episode of Family Guy where Peter has that problem and likens it to someone having hidden a brown crayon up his jaxy

 

[jimmym]

When an absolute lasher brings you back to her place and she goes for a crap and she leaves a smell worse than any field of slurry, She wants to start a relationship and you have to weigh up the great body against the stink.

 

[Crankycorner]

When an absolute lasher brings you back to her place and she goes for a crap and she leaves a smell worse than any field of slurry, She wants to start a relationship and you have to weigh up the great body against the stink.

That can be a blessing in disguise because you know she won’t judge you for rendering that jacks unusable for hours.

 

[andtherestinjellys]

When an absolute lasher brings you back to her place and she goes for a crap and she leaves a smell worse than any field of slurry, She wants to start a relationship and you have to weigh up the great body against the stink.

That reminds me of years ago there was an allsaints video on the telly, the beach I think.
I dropped a disgusting fart and looking at them with the smell put me off them

 

[The Lord of the Funk]

When an absolute lasher brings you back to her place and she goes for a crap and she leaves a smell worse than any field of slurry, She wants to start a relationship and you have to weigh up the great body against the stink.

That sounds like a turn on...

 

[jimmym]

That sounds like a turn on...

or Turd on

 

[Heraldo]

What a load of crap

 

[dennisfallen]

This thread has gone down the toilet.