Stuff that grinds your gears

[Mike Strutter]

Projectile vomited all over the hall. The worst thing was the weird gloopy shit that comes out of your stomach. I cleaned it up but it's going to need a proper clean and the mop has gone missing

Sounds like a bad dose, and then no mop! The smell won't help either.
Hope you are feeling better.

 

[Orchard thief]

A lot of Enfield/Whitehouse stuff is borderline genius.

The “where’s the bloke dahlin’? Two sugars please sweetheart” skit with the female football commentator made me laugh loudly.

 

[jimmym]

People who say....well ago, i.e i saw him well ago,

 

[Sham Corkman]

People who say....well ago, i.e i saw him well ago,

I’ve never heard that variant, “while go” is the usual one .

 

[CharlieManson]

The “where’s the bloke dahlin’? Two sugars please sweetheart” skit with the female football commentator made me laugh loudly.

The intellectual scaffolders

https://twitter.com/x/status/1759154544720626090

 

[Crankycorner]

On our team share point site in work every time one of the girls on my team adds a new document she clicks share and shares with everyone. Some amount of useless emails every week

 

[flyingspud]

Womens day tokenism. Woman becomes lorry driver or apprentice. Big woop.

 

[jimmym]

White knights on social media spouting about international womens day,

 

[Crankycorner]

White knights on social media spouting about international womens day,

I had breakfast made for me this morning. Sure she only loves cooking for me anyway. Not feeling terribly well now though. A bit light headed…

 

[Cormac]

I'll acknowledge Women's day when she acknowledges Steak and Blowjob day.