AngelaMurphy
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how do we know he is?
Good point.
It's a well-known fact that his dad hated him.
Maybe he did banish him to hell.
how do we know he is?
yeah.
why else would he have told the Romanians it was ok to give LBJ a good kicking.
exactsolutely
"help dad"
"sorry bud, i can't help, i'm only earth's omnipotent creator and ruler. that wirely little romanian gimp poking the spear in your ribs won't let me get involved. see ya."
"Sorry son, maybe if you'd got a job instead of arsing about wanking on about bollox all day then you might not be in this situation."
'why oh why have you forsooken(sp?) me?'
'where the fuck do i start???
a) you're a lazy lb who hasn't worked a day in your life, i've bailed you out so many fucking times with loaves and fishes for your "friends"
b) you go around reading fairy tales and passing them off as truth
c) you call that pikey carpenter your dad even though you know i am in reality
d) you moan incessantly
e) you make out you're as pure as the driven snow - but you're ass fucking maggy every second night.
f) you're a cock
g) i hate you'