Rogby football skills translator

'Game management': the ability to decide whether to kick the ball out over the sideline or throw it 2 yards sideways to the nearest 18 stone oaf.

KD Langer

"gaining good territory".

pick ball up off ground.

run head first into 5 big lads..

fall to floor.

teammate picks up ball and repeats.
lifting used to be banned but these unathletic types actually couldn't jump.

i always thought lifting was a very rugby solution to a rugby football problem. Lets get the fat lads to lift one of the other fat lads. Then we'll tell the gormless masses that lads like the bull are unreal 'lifters'

You'll often here a pseudo in the pub say, hayes is some lineout lifter.

Like i'm a great put my bike in the shed-er.
One of the best around

Award Winning Steve Hughes (Australia)
City Limits, Coburg St.

3rd Jun 2023 @ 8:00 pm
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