Pooping Naked

[JohnJoePo]

One of the girls at work has recently broken up with her fella.

She said he was a bit weird.
"..How so?" I enquired

"For example, he told me he had to get entirely naked to poop...even jewellery, regardless of where he was"

I googled this and it seems it is more common than I had thought.
Do you poop naked?
Not...like...you're gonna get in the shower, I mean strip to poop.

Anonymous poll (if I can figure out how to do that), but for the record I don't.

 

[Pepe]

I do this but it completely depends on the type of poop.

I occasionally poop naked.

 

[Jinky]

Being a nevernude, I couldn't possibly.

 

[Jukka]

How did that make the relationship weird, used she be in with when he was taking a shit?

 

[Jinky]

How did that make the relationship weird, used she be in with when he was taking a shit?

He used have to go in her best friend's house.

 

[Tube a Pringles]

One of the girls at work has recently broken up with her fella.

She said he was a bit weird.
"..How so?" I enquired

"For example, he told me he had to get entirely naked to poop...even jewellery, regardless of where he was"

I googled this and it seems it is more common than I had thought.
Do you poop naked?
Not...like...you're gonna get in the shower, I mean strip to poop.

Anonymous poll (if I can figure out how to do that), but for the record I don't.

I think you have a strange relationship with that girl at work JJP....

 

[Lostmeringtopaddypower]

I think you have a strange relationship with that girl at work JJP....

Obvs. Johnny is the "fella".

 

[D'oriel]

'poop'?

Why the americanism?

 

[JohnJoePo]

How did that make the relationship weird, used she be in with when he was taking a shit?

Well, she just used it as a general example.
I mean... it was a bit weird that he told her in the first place

I think you have a strange relationship with that girl at work JJP....

...I guess I do, She's very open and I've known her for around 7 years now.

Obvs. Johnny is the "fella".

I am in me hole. She's out of my league. (Edit: not to mention about 9/10 years younger than me)

'poop'?

Why the americanism?

Dunno,
Although I did watch the Family Guy episode with the "I can't Poop in strange places" song in it recently. that might be it.

 

[Tictac]

'poop'?

Why the americanism?

Exactly. In cork we shit or maybe crap.

we never poop.

Im still waiting to hear "toot" instead of "fart" on the streets of cork.

also the day when a cork person says that they slipped and fell on their "fanny" instead if their "hole" then ill probably emigrate.