poetry corner...

[I_LIKE_R_L]

Classy poems people.... Lets hear your best...

Ill start..


Drinkin' Pee (a poem)

Sittin' under a tree
Drinkin' pee.
Swatted off a bee
Drinkin' pee.
Went indoors at three,
Drinkin' pee.
Watchin' the TV,
Drinkin' pee.
Tuned to NBC,
Drinkin' pee.

I like drinkin' pee,
'Cause it's free.

 

[irishlinkinluver]

Twisted Picture

Im going to draw a picture
A picture with a twist
Ill draw it with a razor
Ill draw it on my wrist
And if I draw it correctly
A fountain should appear
Draining all my sorrow
Draining all my fear.

 

[BlarneyStoned]

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty dumpty had a big fall.

Humpty dumpty broke his leg.
Humpty dumpty sued the guy who owned the wall.

Humpty dumpty is now worth a fuckin fortune.

 

[BlarneyStoned]

Ching chong chinaman milk a cow.
Ching chong chinaman not know how.

Ching chong chinaman pull wrong tit
Ching chong chinaman covered in shit!



Mary had a little lamb
the dirty bitch

 

[irishlinkinluver]

im a little porn star
short and sweet
my squeals are erotic
my notes are unique
when i get turned on
im scream and shout
bend me over
and lick me out!!

 

[BlarneyStoned]

The room keeps on turning
I can feel the churning
deep with in my gut
what was I thinking
I must have been a nut
to keep on drinking
all that lovely ale
but now I'm pale
and kneeling down
on the bathroom floor
I don't know how much more
i can take of town
and the stupid way
i'm pissing away this holiday
thats it i've enough
of feeling this rough
starting from tomorrow
i'm going to borrow
hiking shoes
no more booze!!!

 

[irishlinkinluver]

roses are red
violets are blue
im a kinky pigeon
and im gonna ride you!

 

[BlarneyStoned]

I push and I squeeze
I moan and I groan
I ate too much cheese
Get me off of this throne.

I need some relief
i need to get locked
I have the belief
that my arseis blocked

Maybe some cider or laxative
or maybe all bran one bowl
will be the cure to help me give
some refrain to my sore hole

 

[SHACKLES]

SUNDAY MORNING TEASER
by SHACKLES.........

As you lye there naked in my bed
Dirty thoughts goin thru my head
I roll my tounge down by your slit
Flickering slowly by your clit

You moan and groan without a care
I jump up head back to the computer
and my beer......

He he he the oul room-mate is crackin up!!!

 

[DoubleC]

Twisted Picture

Im going to draw a picture
A picture with a twist
Ill draw it with a razor
Ill draw it on my wrist
And if I draw it correctly
A fountain should appear
Draining all my sorrow
Draining all my fear.

Where did that come from?