Ode to a Cigarette Lighter

Here am I, tucked up tight.

Everything is in place yet my arms can't reach your space.

I put you down somewhere now I don't know why, I reach beyond and stretch out well... Ask me now I could not tell.


This fag needs lighting like thunderbolt n lightning yet your poor Sister turns up gasping at fresh air and in need of friction. Free dem addiction.

To the cooker.

Up to Eleven and she smokes it up like heaven.

Mamma Mia... Where did my eye lashes gooooo. To the stars big ears. All the best hairy chest.

The devil... Or somert.
 
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Hope you’re feeling OK fellah.
On a path to hell, wants rescuing by a god he doesn't believe in. The lighter signifies the flames of hell but god intervenes and hides it. He then goes to the gas stove and burns anyway.

11 signifies divinity

Radiohead song is someone on an acid trip and hoping for guidance

Father Ted is a mockery of god

That's my unprofessional opinion as an unqualified psychologist anyway Yermon.

SiggY playing games with us with his heightened intelligence.

That or he was pissed. 😂
 
On a path to hell, wants rescuing by a god he doesn't believe in. The lighter signifies the flames of hell but god intervenes and hides it. He then goes to the gas stove and burns anyway.

11 signifies divinity

Radiohead song is someone on an acid trip and hoping for guidance

Father Ted is a mockery of god

That's my unprofessional opinion as an unqualified psychologist anyway Yermon.

SiggY playing games with us with his heightened intelligence.

That or he was pissed. 😂

No biggie.

Just couldn't find my lighter.
 
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