junk mail

[cornhole]

Is there any way of stopping the gonads who deliver all that shite junk mail at all hours of the day. I have a laminated sign up which they ignore and I have tackled a geezer one morninmg, who got very pissed off with me. Is there anything you can do besides a gun or viscious tarrier as one of these days the letter box on the door will be no more.
I have also heard that some of these geezers are also trying the door handles for access. Lots of smash and grab around here at the mo.

 

[Goldstein]

Wire up the letterbox

 

[an liathroid beag]

Is there any way of stopping the gonads who deliver all that shite junk mail at all hours of the day. I have a laminated sign up which they ignore and I have tackled a geezer one morninmg, who got very pissed off with me. Is there anything you can do besides a gun or viscious tarrier as one of these days the letter box on the door will be no more.
I have also heard that some of these geezers are also trying the door handles for access. Lots of smash and grab around here at the mo.

if the viscious tarrier fails--try a vicious terrier!

 

[cornhole]

Great ideas so far, I like the eletrical method. These fuckers are seriously pissing me off.