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<blockquote data-quote="psy93" data-source="post: 6961349" data-attributes="member: 5708"><p>So a nun was at Confessional…</p><p></p><p>So a nun is at Confession and admits to the Mother Superior that she had cussed. Concerned, the Mother Superior asked her to explain the situation which caused her to swear.</p><p></p><p>“Well, last Saturday I decided to go play a game of golf and on the first hole, I took a mighty swing but the ball sliced into the trees.”</p><p></p><p>“And that’s what caused you to cuss?”</p><p></p><p>“No, actually,” the nun said, “I calmly walked into the woods and took another swing. But the wind carried my ball into the woods on the other side of the fairway</p><p></p><p>“Is that what caused you to swear?”</p><p></p><p>“No, no. Again I calmly went to find my ball, and patiently hit the ball but it bounced off a tree.”</p><p></p><p>“And that’s when you swore?”</p><p></p><p>“No, just as the ball was rolling to a stop, a squirrel came by and picked up my ball and started running away with it.”</p><p></p><p>“Is that why you swore?”</p><p></p><p>“No, amazingly an eagle swooped out of the sky and grabbed the squirrel with the ball still in its mouth.”</p><p></p><p>“Surely, my child, this is why you decided to swear?”</p><p></p><p>“Well, no, actually. What happened was, the squirrel dropped the ball less than a foot from the hole before it disappeared into the clouds.”</p><p></p><p>“Don’t tell me you missed the fucking putt?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="psy93, post: 6961349, member: 5708"] So a nun was at Confessional… So a nun is at Confession and admits to the Mother Superior that she had cussed. Concerned, the Mother Superior asked her to explain the situation which caused her to swear. “Well, last Saturday I decided to go play a game of golf and on the first hole, I took a mighty swing but the ball sliced into the trees.” “And that’s what caused you to cuss?” “No, actually,” the nun said, “I calmly walked into the woods and took another swing. But the wind carried my ball into the woods on the other side of the fairway “Is that what caused you to swear?” “No, no. Again I calmly went to find my ball, and patiently hit the ball but it bounced off a tree.” “And that’s when you swore?” “No, just as the ball was rolling to a stop, a squirrel came by and picked up my ball and started running away with it.” “Is that why you swore?” “No, amazingly an eagle swooped out of the sky and grabbed the squirrel with the ball still in its mouth.” “Surely, my child, this is why you decided to swear?” “Well, no, actually. What happened was, the squirrel dropped the ball less than a foot from the hole before it disappeared into the clouds.” “Don’t tell me you missed the fucking putt?” [/QUOTE]
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