Itchy hole

[Maw Maw]

Nothing worse when your out and about, do you dig in our resist and wait until you get to the nearest toilet.

No point leaving a skid on your jocks so I hold on, great satisfaction digging that bog roll in to give it a good solid wipe. Itch the fawk out of it

 

[Tabackle]

Nothing worse when your out and about, do you dig in our resist and wait until you get to the nearest toilet.

No point leaving a skid on your jocks so I hold on, great satisfaction digging that bog roll in to give it a good solid wipe. Itch the fawk out of it

well you wuld only have a skid if you were a dirty manky fucker who didnt wash properly.

clean your hole sunshine.

 

[jt]

Itchy hole is normally caused by not taking sufficent time to clean your anus after expelling faecal matter.

Pay more attention next time.

 

[Maw Maw]

It's clean now, until my next dump. Having a kiwi now so won't have to wait too long

 

[rubbish mouth breath]

the gent is obviously distressed. we should help out our fellow cork brother in his hour of need.
the best bet is to eat a bag of peanuts, thus giving you apocalyptically strong butt wind which will get rid of the itch, fairly lively.

 

[Maw Maw]

We've all had an itchy hole at some stage

 

[Goats]

You have upset the maggot or its hungry. Soup and bread.

 

[Maw Maw]

No none of that, just not wiped fully. Like you can't keep wiping bog roll cause you'll draw blood

 

[King of England]

If you eat a couple of condoms each day, your poo will come out in neat little tubes, thus negating the need to wipe.

Your unkempt hole will be a thing of the past, reducing itchiness and skid marked jocks to distant memories.

 

[Maw Maw]

Your unkempt hole will be a thing of the past, reducing itchiness and skid marked jocks to distant memories.[/QUOTE]

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