I'm Drunk!

[Mr.Mister]

Just said i'd share it with ye!

 

[pseudonominous]

me too! i`m drinking bulmers original cyber. and you?

 

[Mr.Mister]

I had two pints in the tinny shed in douglas i'm at home now obviously drinking cans of bud that i got free!

Where you?!

 

[pseudonominous]

Hub City.

 

[Mr.Mister]

the hospital on BBC?! lol

 

[pseudonominous]

no.

Compton.

 

[panther69]

I mooned guards yesterday and fell off a wall,my hand was pumping blood.
My brother took us home and we dragged him out of the car and the car drove across a yard and knocked a wall,then we had a big fight in the garden and my hand started to bleed more,then i went to bed.

 

[MrMr]

How times have changed.

Home now with a hape of kids.

 

[an liathroid beag]

How times have changed.

Home now with a hape of kids.

In the tinny shed in Douglas?

 

[Matlock]

How times have changed.

Home now with a hape of kids.

I quite like "hape" as a collective noun for children.