Have you ever been robbed?

[Corks finest]

Yes,
By North Africans in Shepherd’s Bush.
Got my wallet. I had drank all my money though. Losers.

And in Suratthani, in Thailand.
Got my prescription sunglasses and cracked phone.
Never been more delighted to be robbed.

You?

My new wranglers from the Lee baths
Norrie cunt

Got him back though before the summer was out
Took one of his loafers
And fucked it into the Lee

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Can you get starburst in a jar?
Link da shit

Former. Beau.

 

[Personal Jaysus]

More of a David Norris

More of a Norris Cole

 

[Corks finest]

My new wranglers from the Lee baths
Norrie cunt

Got him back though before the summer was out
Took one of his loafers
And fucked it into the Lee

Had to walk home in me togs

 

[Matlock]

I got my backpack stolen in Limerick bus station years ago. Nothing in it except washing and college notes. Dose though.

I got my jacket stolen in the Four Courts. Left it in the round hall and some fucker ran off with it. Had to get my SC to make an application to the Judge about it an all (as you can't appear in Court without a Jacket). We had been hanging around all day to be heard, and I think the fact of this along with the theft of my jacket made the Judge feel sorry for me, and he remarked to my SC "Can you gentlemen not settle this matter and let the poor woman go home"

The insurance company, sensing that the Gods were not with them, promptly settled.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

I got my backpack stolen in Limerick bus station years ago. Nothing in it except washing and college notes. Dose though.

I got my jacket stolen in the Four Courts. Left it in the round hall and some fucker ran off with it. Had to get my SC to make an application to the Judge about it an all (as you can't appear in Court without a Jacket). We had been hanging around all day to be heard, and I think the fact of this along with the theft of my jacket made the Judge feel sorry for me, and he remarked to my SC "Can you gentlemen not settle this matter and let the poor woman go home"

The insurance company, sensing that the Gods were not with them, promptly settled.

Compo case?
For shame.
?

 

[thomàs anderson.]

Yep, had a motorbike and a car stolen

 

[Matlock]

Compo case?
For shame.
?

No shame in compo claims. Not in genuine ones anyway!

 

[Crusty Ring]

I got my backpack stolen in Limerick bus station years ago. Nothing in it except washing and college notes. Dose though.

I got my jacket stolen in the Four Courts. Left it in the round hall and some fucker ran off with it. Had to get my SC to make an application to the Judge about it an all (as you can't appear in Court without a Jacket). We had been hanging around all day to be heard, and I think the fact of this along with the theft of my jacket made the Judge feel sorry for me, and he remarked to my SC "Can you gentlemen not settle this matter and let the poor woman go home"

The insurance company, sensing that the Gods were not with them, promptly settled.

Admit it you didn’t even bring a jacket did you?

 

[Matlock]

Admit it you didn’t even bring a jacket did you?

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That would be an ecumenical matter.