Girlfriend's socks

[gomey]

I'm wearing them. I stayed in her place and forgot to bring a clean pair. This is the second time in a month it's happened. Is this how it starts? Will I be found hanged in a wardrobe wearing them after tearing the belly off myself? Has it happened to any of you?

 

[pudgee]

How big are your girlfriend's feet?

 

[gomey]

Small. These ones are fierce stretchy. That said the heel part is on the sole of my foot.

 

[Joe_Duffy]

Small. These ones are fierce stretchy. That said the heel part is on the sole of my foot.

hobo

 

[jeepers]

Small. These ones are fierce stretchy. That said the heel part is on the sole of my foot.

I'd say you're doing the Time Warp as we speak.

 

[gomey]

hobo

Brother can you spare a sock?

 

[Macoitir]

Hope you remembered a pair of jocks!

 

[Lapsy Pa]

And what is "socks" a codeword for?

 

[Joe_Duffy]

Brother can you spare a sock?

gid a job and buy your own sock, motha fucker

 

[gomey]

Hope you remembered a pair of jocks!

Sure you only have to change them every week. Joe, I have a job. I help dispose of the food down at the shelter.