For the man who has everything(or thought he did)

So many questions.
WTF does a ball spray toner do exactly? My ball tone seems to match the rest of me so I am unsure if this is a testicular necessity or scrotal cosmetic product.

To my best recollection I can not recall ever having chaffing on my balls. Is this a common problem?

Now I am concerned they may be the wrong shape or something, because my balls are the only ones I have ever actually touched.
Alternatively they might be the next step in the evolution if I am the only one not suffering from this.

Should I go to a bollockologist and get them checked?
 
So many questions.
WTF does a ball spray toner do exactly? My ball tone seems to match the rest of me so I am unsure if this is a testicular necessity or scrotal cosmetic product.

To my best recollection I can not recall ever having chaffing on my balls. Is this a common problem?

Now I am concerned they may be the wrong shape or something, because my balls are the only ones I have ever actually touched.
Alternatively they might be the next step in the evolution if I am the only one not suffering from this.

Should I go to a bollockologist and get them checked?

Balls on hemlock like.........

 
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