Only if she'll agree to bed me
That's all I want. It's my only goal in life nowadays. I have the job, the residence, the money, the body. But my life will not be complete until I bed Matlock.
You’ll have to wait in line bud.
Burnin down the house, Pointy? He was a top, top poster alright. Give that lad a pair of socks and he could do anything. Or anyone.
Sure what's wrong with that?
Nothing. If I was an old doll I'd be taking black mickey from all angles, in all orifices.
He's run out of coal.
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I'd say if you went back 25+ years you'd find a reasonably high percentage of Irish parents who may not have been happy with their son or daughter going out with someone who wasn't from this country.
