Fanny Farts

[RizzlaRebel]

Langer Dan once told me Mattie fanny farted (and anal farted) in his face and that he loved every second of it lol.

From the above explanation of what a fanny fart is from Pooman are we to deduce that for Dan to have received a fanny fart from Mattie in his face then he must have a dick on his head?

 

[Hallbopping]

Ah lads for fuck sake

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Have any of ye been on the receiving end of one of these while performing? Do any ladies here feel embarrassed when it happens
or do ye just drive on?

There was that 1 lady, who was gas, and I don't mean having a great sense of humour.

 

[thomàs anderson.]

They always remind me of the sea side. Like hearing the ocean in a shell

 

[PussyinBoots]

Fanny farts

There was that 1 lady, who was gas, and I don't mean having a great sense of humour.

Is just trapped air though isn't it? Isn't full of methane like a real fart lol.

 

[jimmym]

They always remind me of the sea side. Like hearing the ocean in a shell

And the smell of fish,

 

[PussyinBoots]

And the smell of fish,

Uncalled for m8

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Fanny farts

Is just trapped air though isn't it? Isn't full of methane like a real fart lol.

My top 3:
1. Finally getting out of bed for a slash in the small hours
2. Wanking
3. Letting off a huge fart with sound effects

What's your top 3 m8s?

 

[Blue Jasmin]

My top 3:
1. Finally getting out of bed for a slash in the small hours
2. Wanking
3. Letting off a huge fart with sound effects

What's your top 3 m8s?

Your entire INTERNET career has been one long fanny fart m8.

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Your entire INTERNET career has been one long fanny fart m8.

You've been trying to damage my level 1 reputation and get me banned for months now m8. I used think you were a nice guy. How wrong was I?