Fake Bouncer

Reports of some guy standing outside the door of certain pubs that don’t have security wearing typical bouncer garb (earpiece, fake ID, outsize jacket) and saying “sorry not tonight” and relenting by saying, “OK so, just give me a tenner and I’ll let you in.”

Anyone experienced this?
 

SoundMan

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Reports of some guy standing outside the door of certain pubs that don’t have security wearing typical bouncer garb (earpiece, fake ID, outsize jacket) and saying “sorry not tonight” and relenting by saying, “OK so, just give me a tenner and I’ll let you in.”

Anyone experienced this?
:LOL:

Just you!
 
Is this guy any relation to fake taxi?
I’d imagine so: you could put on your fake Tommy Hilfiger threads, splash on a dash of fake CK, get a fake taxi into town pay a fake bouncer to let you into a fake bar, drink a fake shot of Smirnoff , hook up with a girl with fake tits, bring her home, and fake an orgasm.

Faketastic.
 

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