The usually quiet 5pm Friday Dublin to Cork train is packed, and it is full of the roughest of the roughest Dubs. They don't even seem to be together, they're all scattered around the place. Totally random.
There's a fella who's been standing by the jacks for the last hour with his hood up and his face covered, and this other wan who is screaming fuck this and fuck that into her phone, which I probably paid for.
Fingers crossed they're all getting off at Limerick Junction for some kind of big scumbag convention.