Ahhhhhhhhhhhh g'wan Crispy. I'm the youngest of the group, in fairness!! We'd take excellent care of it and we'll hardly be in it except to eat and sleep. I've a new appreciation for how much people love their campervans and are unwilling to part with them for a weekend.
Could I at least contact your buddy to see if he could re-direct me onwards?
You're better off getting a small caravan, there are still a few around to rent and you've the ability to unhook it and fuck off to the shop... That's what I'll be doing, worked a treat last year...
No.Hotel? It's how I roll