Bookies fave for next James Bond

[DOB]

Fassbender is too big for this role - no way would he take it, it's career AIDS. Elba is all sorts of wrong for this role. Craig had all the right stuff but was only an average Bond.

Clive Owen would be great but again, doubt he'd take it. Ginger fella is way too fucking ginger for Bond. Statham would be a shite Bond - "I fucking said shaken, not fucking stirred you fucking muppet".

The ladies would love him as the next Bond it seems.


What about Conor Mcgregor from the UFC?

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Fassbender is too big for this role - no way would he take it, it's career AIDS. Elba is all sorts of wrong for this role. Craig had all the right stuff but was only an average Bond.

Clive Owen would be great but again, doubt he'd take it. Ginger fella is way too fucking ginger for Bond. Statham would be a shite Bond - "I fucking said shaken, not fucking stirred you fucking muppet".

Clive Owen is Craig's age I think so too old. Tom Hardy would smash it but doubt he'll take it

 

[Spank The Donkey]

Clive Owen is Craig's age I think so too old. Tom Hardy would smash it but doubt he'll take it

Yeah you might be right on Owen - Hardy would be great but he's too hot right now to do it.

 

[slick fingers]

I think Armitage would be a good bet 11/1

Paddypower James bond

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

I think Armitage would be a good bet 11/1

Paddypower James bond

He was good as a tortured agent in Spooks

 

[Hawkeye]

So who can play a hard drinking, womaniser, letch, who loves himself?????? Jonathan Rhys Meyers anyone????
But as our Jonathan is on the wagon, it'll have to be a banana milkshake, shaken, not stirred!!!

 

[TheRebelRoar]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1862584196587192404

Lol

 

[Kira]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as the next Bond?