Bookies fave for next James Bond

[BullBlackNova]

Chiwetel Ejiofor is also in the running apparently.

I like Damien Lewis but he's only 3 years younger than Daniel Craig so I don't see him sticking around for that long either tbh?

 

[Tube a Pringles]

Damien Lewis will always be Captain Winters for me.

 

[Crayons O'Neil]

He looks like a nerd.

Give it to Hardy or Fast Bender.

 

[SpóirtFest]

Damien Lewis would be bloody awful, no suaveness or charisma about that man whatsoever.

The pickings are slim though, so no wonder they are that desperate. Fassbender would have a bit of Connery about him so would be my shout.

 

[Wumble]

He looks like a nerd.

Give it to Hardy or Fast Bender.

Hardy is too short, Fassbender is too pretty.

New Bond needs to be a serious kicker of ass. Someone who looks like you wouldn't be surprised if they beat the shit out of you and your friends and your friends' friends outside a nightclub somewhere.

Bale would be in with a shout physically but would be shite in the role. I find him very limited and usually boring to watch. He couldn't carry off the icy intensity that's needed. Craig has that shit down. You always get the feeling that his private school civility is a very delicate veneer.

 

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Deadly O'Bond.

poly bond

 

[Crayons O'Neil]

Hardy is too short, Fassbender is too pretty.

New Bond needs to be a serious kicker of ass. Someone who looks like you wouldn't be surprised if they beat the shit out of you and your friends and your friends' friends outside a nightclub somewhere.

Bale would be in with a shout physically but would be shite in the role. I find him very limited and usually boring to watch. He couldn't carry off the icy intensity that's needed. Craig has that shit down. You always get the feeling that his private school civility is a very delicate veneer.

Someone like Langer Dan?

 

[Persephone]

Hardy is too short, Fassbender is too pretty.

New Bond needs to be a serious kicker of ass. Someone who looks like you wouldn't be surprised if they beat the shit out of you and your friends and your friends' friends outside a nightclub somewhere.

Bale would be in with a shout physically but would be shite in the role. I find him very limited and usually boring to watch. He couldn't carry off the icy intensity that's needed. Craig has that shit down. You always get the feeling that his private school civility is a very delicate veneer.

Oh Christ not Christian Shouty Bale. Can you imagine him and Samuel L Jackson together in a film? You'd be deaf after 10 minutes

 

[DOB]

Hardy is too short, Fassbender is too pretty.

New Bond needs to be a serious kicker of ass. Someone who looks like you wouldn't be surprised if they beat the shit out of you and your friends and your friends' friends outside a nightclub somewhere.
Bale would be in with a shout physically but would be shite in the role. I find him very limited and usually boring to watch. He couldn't carry off the icy intensity that's needed. Craig has that shit down. You always get the feeling that his private school civility is a very delicate veneer.

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That's me you're describing right there like

 

[Spank The Donkey]

Fassbender is too big for this role - no way would he take it, it's career AIDS. Elba is all sorts of wrong for this role. Craig had all the right stuff but was only an average Bond.

Clive Owen would be great but again, doubt he'd take it. Ginger fella is way too fucking ginger for Bond. Statham would be a shite Bond - "I fucking said shaken, not fucking stirred you fucking muppet".