Are there any apparently poor people in Cork...

[pudgee]

... who aren't, in fact, loaded?
Bit of a recurring theme, isn't it?

 

[Tube a Pringles]

I saw a homeless man getting off the bus yesterday. How did he know it was his stop?

 

[jungle]

Even the homeless are loaded. They have squatter's rights on pieces of pavement that are valued in 7 figures.

 

[Hochma]

Ah sure ta look at 'em you'd think the'd nawtin'

 

[pudgee]

Ah sure ta look at 'em you'd think the'd nawtin'

Owns half of Blarney, that fella. Honest to God.

 

[jungle]

Although as a more serious answer to the thread...

Last time I was in Cork, I saw a middle aged man walking towards me on Pana. He was wearing a tracksuit and looked pretty rough.

For a sec I thought I was going to get begged at.

Then I recognised him.

He's the father of a guy I was in school with and is worth at least €20M.

Appearances can be deceptive.

 

[Hochma]

Squatters rights.. 9 tenths of the law ...

 

[Hochma]

Owns half of Blarney, that fella. Honest to God.

Sure they say his faather was a right meaan bastard ... owned all da acres behind the castle ... paid the labourers with a few blighted spuds ... ole scrounger ...