4,000,000 posts

I just spotted that we are a few posts short of 4 million in the LF.. is it any wonder Finbarr is focked?

A conservative estimate would be that about 3,999,950 of those are absolute drivel, with the odd bit of sense thrown in for good measure

I suppose the 5 million mark will have to be celebrated with a PROC up in the fountain and a bag of cans.. I’d say we’d all actually fit in the thing at this stage. It might be time for a hall of
fshame?
 
I just spotted that we are a few posts short of 4 million in the LF.. is it any wonder Finbarr is focked?

A conservative estimate would be that about 3,999,950 of those are absolute drivel, with the odd bit of sense thrown in for good measure

I suppose the 5 million mark will have to be celebrated with a PROC up in the fountain and a bag of cans.. I’d say we’d all actually fit in the thing at this stage. It might be time for a hall of
fshame?
At work there's a 3rd party our client insists on dealing with. About as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop.

Anyways, one of the lads at got headhunted by them and immediately sent their performance through the roof by adding focking indexes to the focking database!!!

That's like as if he went into a library and the books were stored in order of when they came in as opposed to by category and alphabetically. And when you search for a book you have no idea of when it came in. And hundreds of new books arrive per day.

Finbar is like a quantum computer compared to these gimps
 
At work there's a 3rd party our client insists on dealing with. About as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop.

Anyways, one of the lads at got headhunted by them and immediately sent their performance through the roof by adding focking indexes to the focking database!!!

That's like as if he went into a library and the books were stored in order of when they came in as opposed to by category and alphabetically. And when you search for a book you have no idea of when it came in. And hundreds of new books arrive per day.

Finbar is like a quantum computer compared to these gimps


 
At work there's a 3rd party our client insists on dealing with. About as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop.

Anyways, one of the lads at got headhunted by them and immediately sent their performance through the roof by adding focking indexes to the focking database!!!

That's like as if he went into a library and the books were stored in order of when they came in as opposed to by category and alphabetically. And when you search for a book you have no idea of when it came in. And hundreds of new books arrive per day.

Finbar is like a quantum computer compared to these gimps

Sounds unreal.

Are ye hiring?
 
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