The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

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Posting this and bookmarking it so we can keep them all in one place:

Manureisms:
1. The manager is only being backed if he can buy whoever he wants
2. Another team only finished above us because they were better at scoring goals.
3. Wait until [some other team that's not manyoo] get their hands on ye.
4. Teams with less expensive squads than manyoo should be achieving far more than manyoo.
5. The cost of the mess ETH inherited is neither here nor there. The cost of the mess El T inherited is both here and there though.
6. It WAs tEh WrONg AnGel.
7. Arteta spent more in 4 years than Ole, Jose and Bald Ole did in 2 years. Therefore, Arteta has vastly outspent these managers.
8. My word, wot a signing ETH has made with Casemiro! Do you know how many CL medals that man has?!! Bald is best!!!
8.1 It was the Glazers idea to sign him? He's focking shit in a stick. They've really fucked over Bald Ole with this signing. Focking mutants.
9. If the ref should've sent off your worst player and the opposition's best player but he sent off neither, this is somehow favourable to you.
10. If you take out Arsenal's young players, they're actually not that young a team on average.

I'll be coming back to this no doubt

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