Cork city has gone to the dogs.

Cork History Is Fraudulent and Filled With Lies
Local Man, who maintains racing pubs don't have to show racing, is quoted as saying, "Era that Donarail thing is a lot of shite"

Local man MerchantofEnnis, whose recent claims casts doubt on established Cork history—Cork's invention of the steeplechase, a fundamental part of National Hunt Jumps Racing, so soon after Cheltehnham, with, "Era that Donarail thing is a lot of shite"—, has has a history of calling into question racing viewers commitment to the sport. And, even, the importance of racing to those dedicated followers of the sport around our county, and even country.

Questions of whether racing viewers even watch horse racing outside the big festivals has left regular suppers of tea, Guinness, Murphys and Beamish, and an array of properly made, with quality control lagers wondering, "Who's that fucken gobshite?"

Lively sort, Jerry, is quoted as responding to MOE's comments with, "Ignore that langball. Hasn't a fucking a notion. Is that what you're doing with your day? Get away from me!"
 
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