PROC Launches New Naval Armada - Russian Links Denied
25th Jan 2022
The Corkonian independence
movement has formally denied any connection with planned Russian military
activity off the Cork coast next month.
However, the (pure daycint) revolutionaries have launched their own naval
armada for “purely defensive purposes” and deny any accusations that it
will be used to undermine ‘Dublin rule’ in Ireland’s largest county.
The L.E. Small Fart was delivered by DHL early this morning and quickly put
together by a number of individuals with vast experience in building IKEA
furniture.
The vessel was provided free of charge by a mystery donor, but did include a
note sending what is believed to be best wishes to the People’s Republic of
Cork:
“Удачи вам в вашем движении за независимость. Вы гребаные клоуны.”
A formal translation will be obtained shortly.
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