Ryder Cup Shambles: Bring in Davy Fitz




After the collapse of Europe's Ryder Cup team at the weekend against the U.S., rumours have circled about the need to bring in new management to freshen up.

The former manager of Clare, Waterford, Wexford, Carlow, Laois, Offaly, Antrim, Fermanagh, Monaghan, Brimington Athletic, Hepton United Hopscotchers, Hereford West Day-Releasers, and Sixmilebridge Headbangers is a hot favourite for the ticket.  

When asked about the position, Fitzgerald said:

"Lookit, dere's a lotta fellas in that Ryder Cup dressing room are very dissipinted, Marty. Very very dissipinted. I'm not sayin' one way or another that I could fix the problems in that team, but there's fierce potinshil there, so there is. Some of dem fellas need a good kick up the f**kin' hole to get their asses in gear, and I'm a good man to do that, so I am. I'll f**kin' kill de bastards, Marty" 





 
 
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