Spam

[Dr. Aaoouh]

So far in the New Year, in my spam folder, I am asked to buy a tank of oxygen, a number of erection enhancers, to pre-pay my cremation, to find out if my ex-wife is cheating on me, to contact some Chinese woman named Roxanne who urgently wants to meet me, to contact some guy who has an important message for me from my guardian angel, and someone who wants me to take their credit card. No word from the Nigerians yet.

How is your year going?

 

[johnmcork]

Viagra
Hangover Pills
Something in Dutch

I am also worried about the Nigerian lads.
Prince Ngolo has not updated me on my stock portfolio in a while. Hope he's ok.

 

[HappyAl]

I'm sorry now but I thought this thread was about that staple sandwich filler that has fed generations.

A combination of chopped pork and ham was a tad hard for the poories to say back then so they invented SPAM.

Lads, spam cheese and branston pickle on bread.....if God was a sandwich lads.


Anyway carry on.

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

I'm sorry now but I thought this thread was about the stale sandwich filler Tha has fed generations.

A combination of chopped pork and ham was a tad hard for the poories to say back then so they invented SPAM.

Lads, spam cheese and branston pickle on bread.....if God was a sandwich lads.


Anyway carry on.

The key to the perfect spam sandwich is that everything on it has to either be heavily processed or genetically modified. So it has to be white bread. Yellow mustard. If cheese, then Velveeta (a "cheese product"). If you put a slice of tomato on it, it has to be those tomatoes that never, ever ripen so they ship better. And use a paper napkin. The sophisticated say that one should not be able to distinguish the sandwich from the napkin by taste alone.

 

[HappyAl]

Here doc.

That description has me salivating.

I'll get my coat.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

What are you going to do with the coat? Is that going in the sandwich.
I quite like napkin sambos myself, you'd clean up with those feckers.