millennial/gen z to grown up translation

[steve sanders]

when they say at work "I need help / I need support" - "I have no intention of doing this. You have to do it for me. I MIGHT pretend to listen to you explaining it but I am not listening at all".

"I need a mental health day" - i am as lazy as sin.

"I'm actually living with my parents right now" - I am a 30+ year old child and expect/demand to be treated as such.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

I haven't been trained to do this - I was trained to do this but it was difficult, so I gave up.

 

[Handy Run]

when they say at work "I need help / I need support" - "I have no intention of doing this. You have to do it for me. I MIGHT pretend to listen to you explaining it but I am not listening at all".

"I need a mental health day" - i am as lazy as sin.

"I'm actually living with my parents right now" - I am a 30+ year old child and expect/demand to be treated as such.

Ok, boomer

 

[Fermoylad]

when they say at work "I need help / I need support" - "I have no intention of doing this. You have to do it for me. I MIGHT pretend to listen to you explaining it but I am not listening at all".

"I need a mental health day" - i am as lazy as sin.

"I'm actually living with my parents right now" - I am a 30+ year old child and expect/demand to be treated as such.

Ok boomer

 

[BlarneyMan]

I haven't been trained to do this - I was trained to do this but it was difficult, so I gave up.

Oh I love those, then I just tell them to share their screen and we'll go through it real quick, then suddenly no training needed, probably watching porn or something

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

When they reply "Fair" to any statement that you have just made it translates to;

"I don't have a clue about what you said but I don't want to appear contrarian/out of my depth/not a kiss-ass in case you have the power to sack me and also I wasn't listening".

 

[BlarneyMan]

When they reply "Fair" to any statement that you have just made it translates to;

"I don't have a clue about what you said but I don't want to appear contrarian/out of my depth/not a kiss-ass in case you have the power to sack me and also I wasn't listening".

I find that "Fair enough" answer is when they realise they fucked up and need to cop on