Magpie and Black Eye

[Dr. Aaoouh]

Went to a wedding in Cork last Saturday. One of the speakers told a joke about a magpie and a black eye. Were any of you there? There were about 140 people at the reception. Just checking the odds.

 

[MrMr]

I was there.

 

[SoundMan]

I was there too. This is getting a bit scary.

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

What was the punchline then.

 

[Spank The Donkey]

What was the punchline then.

You had to be there.

 

[SoundMan]

Punchline - I see what you did there ;-)

 

[Roundyfield]

I see OJ

 

[MrMr]

I was there too. This is getting a bit scary.

What table were you at? I was on the far right as you go in the door.

 

[Rebelred]

What table were you at? I was on the far right as you go in the door.

I thought the starters were poor but the beef was delicious

 

[SpóirtFest]

I thought the starters were poor but the beef was delicious

Went with the salmon myself.

Band was only middling.