i made up two jokes

[steve sanders]

they are weak, and now follow:

1. what do robot pirates have? YARRRtificial intelligence
2. what do you call telling old jokes you found on the internet? archaeLOLogy.




oh yeah? what about it? what jokes did YOU make up so?

fuckface.

 

[Farukh]

I made this one up:

On a building site, where everyone needs a hard hat, Chuck Norris doesn't need a hard hat. A hard hat needs Chuck Norris.

 

[MissRedSocks]

Two peanuts walking through a park

One was assaulted ... salted





:-(

 

[duffer31]

i knew soxy would be all over this thread in seconds.

what do ya call a three legged donkey.......

 

[MissRedSocks]

i knew soxy would be all over this thread in seconds.

what do ya call a three legged donkey.......

Jim ?

 

[Jinky]

I made this one up:

In a war zone, where everyone needs a helmet, Chuck Norris doesn't need a helmet. A helmet needs Chuck Norris.

 

[RutlandStreet]

Kevin Keegan

Rafa


Fact

 

[duffer31]

Jim ?

a wonkey.

you never heard that soxer? ah come on now like!

 

[Joe_Duffy]

steve .. you know this one:

a penny and a euro are in a boat
penny turns to cent and says:

'i'm tired, you row'.

 

[RutlandStreet]

Lol