Crankycorner
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Please do tell us more about this. Purely for educational purposes of course.Not in Amsterdam, went to a medieval lesbian banquet in Tallinn, which was nice.
Please do tell us more about this. Purely for educational purposes of course.Not in Amsterdam, went to a medieval lesbian banquet in Tallinn, which was nice.
anne franks house is not worth visiting. to packed , at least when i was there..i know absolutley nothing about live sex shows.A mate of mine, let's just call him Dennis, recently went to Amsterdam and decided to check out a live sex show after visiting the Anne Frank House and smoking a few doobies.
€60 entry, free drink, but you can only stay for an hour and a half.
Jesus the things he saw. Lads riding wans non stop without blowing their load (I'm convinced they hire gay lads as the male performers in these things, no other explanation is plausible.).
Then these ones with amazing pelvic muscles writing letters with a pen inserted in their vagina. Amazing skill tbf.
And this carry on of lads being invited up from the audience to "eat a banana". Sadly DennisY wasn't invited up, but apparently back in the day a lot more was done with the banana than it was these days. Poor stags up on stage getting a banana shoved up his hole while all his m8s cheer on in the audience.
Overall my m8 said it was good but not worth €60. Despite drink being free he only managed two drinks in the hour as the bar was so busy and he also didn't want to miss too much of the action on stage.
Anyone got any tales from these shows? I'd say there are a fair few of ye who have been, so share your stories.
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Methinks he doth protest too muchI wish to make it clear, this is NOT me.
The one time I went past Anne Frank's house the Q was at least a 2hr wait.anne franks house is not worth visiting. to packed , at least when i was there..i know absolutley nothing about live sex shows.
And the price of emYup, and I was appalled.
Such a frightful waste of bananas.
There’s a hall of fame for these people? Where is it?I know a guy from Cork who used perform in these shows, he's a legend of this industry apparently and is in the hall of fame
In all the times I've been to Amsterdam probably 30+ at this I've never frequented one of these freak shows.
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