Do you feel embarassed when shitting in public?

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I don't mean public as in on the street or in a park, but like when you're out for a meal or a pint.

I like to take my time when taking a crap and tbh it's one of my favorite pastimes, so I don't like to rush it.

But when I'm out I feel obliged to get it done as fast as possible, because people would talk like. "Jesus yer man must be dropping some load in there wha" etc.

Or if you're out for a romantic date and suddenly you disappear to the jacks for 20 minutes. If a woman did that there a multitude of excuses, but the only reason a man would spend 20 minutes in a public toilet is if he's having a massive dump, and your date will know this.

I ask as I felt a sudden urge to squeeze one out a few minutes ago in a very busy pub, and when I sat down I said fuck this, I'm going to enjoy myself here. Everyone shits like, no point rushing in and out of the jacks to make it look like I was only washing my hands.

Currently writing from a cubicle now. I'll probably stay another 5 or so minutes before heading back to my pint.

Any thoughts?

 

[Handy Run]

I don't mind public as in on the street or in a park, but like when you're out for a meal or a pint.

I like to take my time when taking a crap and tbh it's one of my favorite pastimes, so I don't like to rush it.

But when I'm out I feel obliged to get it done as fast as possible, because people would talk like. "Jesus yer man must be dropping some load in there wha" etc.

I ask as I felt a sudden urge to squeeze one out a few minutes ago in a very busy pub, and when I said down I said fuck this, I'm going to enjoy myself here. Everyone shits like, no point rushing in and our of the jacks to make it look like I was only washing my hands.

Currently writing from a cubicle now. I'll probably stay another 5 or so minutes before heading back to my pint.

Any thoughts?

boards.ie

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I have IBS so I shit when I can. It comes out fast and nobody would know the difference. I certainly wouldn't be 20 minutes having a crap

 

[Corks finest]

It’s a terrible thing
Painted a taxi co in Carrigaline a few years back ,Locked all doors ( middle of the night) Using gloss paint
Next bang bang bang
A looper outside trying to get in ,
I knew f. All about his illness
So we near came to blows- he was too embarrassed to admit his prob
He needed to get in quickly to crap, The owner forgot to tell me about him near murder

 

[Lickmyleftone]

Happened me on a date once. I was after taking a few under the counter fat burners for energy and half a viagra to cover all eventualities as I'd been out of the game a while.

Ended up having to run twice in coqbull and again in the pub!!

Then fly home after dropping her off, I even declined to go in

 

[Maw Maw]

I love going into the cubicles at work and letting rip. Struggling to keep in my laugh then while I’m shitting my brains out

 

[Lickmyleftone]

I love going into the cubicles at work and letting rip. Struggling to keep in my laugh then while I’m shitting my brains out

It's great getting paid while having a dump

 

[Meridian]

I don't mean public as in on the street or in a park, but like when you're out for a meal or a pint.

I like to take my time when taking a crap and tbh it's one of my favorite pastimes, so I don't like to rush it.

But when I'm out I feel obliged to get it done as fast as possible, because people would talk like. "Jesus yer man must be dropping some load in there wha" etc.

Or if you're out for a romantic date and suddenly you disappear to the jacks for 20 minutes. If a woman did that there a multitude of excuses, but the only reason a man would spend 20 minutes in a public toilet is if he's having a massive dump, and your date will know this.

I ask as I felt a sudden urge to squeeze one out a few minutes ago in a very busy pub, and when I sat down I said fuck this, I'm going to enjoy myself here. Everyone shits like, no point rushing in and out of the jacks to make it look like I was only washing my hands.

Currently writing from a cubicle now. I'll probably stay another 5 or so minutes before heading back to my pint.

Any thoughts?

MOE make sure and sanitise your phone screen after that

 

[markyboy]

 

[Handy Run]

Impossible to get a clean break when you're rushing