"classic" films that are really shite

[KD Langer]

Schindlers List - fucking Spielberg with all his money wouldn't even pay up for some colour film and shot it all in black and white.
The tight cunt.

you are satan himself!!!

 

[psy93]

citizen kane

 

[Riordan]

Chitty chitty, has such colour and life, streched my 5 year old mind to its boundless limits, that film really can really fuck and bounce a childs mind, the child catcher!, have you ever been more petrified, I knew for fact that the cild catcher was coming for me when I was in High Infants.

Scarface, I dunno, its a bit, whatever, its too long, I don't beleave in the charactors, its no Carlitos Way or a Godfather One, its just a poor cousen.

In My Humble Opinion.

 

[ANVIL]

Schindlers List - fucking Spielberg with all his money wouldn't even pay up for some colour film and shot it all in black and white.
The tight cunt.
And Citizen Kane - absolute fucking arse-wipe.
Now .. Talladega Nights - The Legend of Ricky Bobby.
That is a fucking film.

As I said Citizen Kane - I've watched better porno flicks.

 

[M&M]

Kill Bill

 

[Riordan]

Schindlers List - fucking Spielberg with all his money wouldn't even pay up for some colour film and shot it all in black and white.
The tight cunt.
And Citizen Kane - absolute fucking arse-wipe.
Now .. Talladega Nights - The Legend of Ricky Bobby.
That is a fucking film.

Go-on-outta-dat-ya-messer-ya!

 

[Riordan]

Kane was fantastic.

 

[Eoin]

Chitty chitty, has such colour and life, streched my 5 year old mind to its boundless limits, that film really can really fuck and bounce a childs mind, the child catcher!, have you ever been more petrified, I knew for fact that the cild catcher was coming for me when I was in High Infants.

Scarface, I dunno, its a bit, whatever, its too long, I don't beleave in the charactors, its no Carlitos Way or a Godfather One, its just a poor cousen.

In My Humble Opinion.

Scarface is far better than Carlitos Way IMO. Not as good as the Godfather 1 or 2 though.

The sixth sense is, for me, hte most over-rated film ever made. Thought it was extremely average.

 

[Riordan]

Kill Bill

Good man.

Hated that film.

 

[ANVIL]

Kill Bill

100 spot on.
Tarantino at his indulgent worst.
Fuking shite.
Yet the same genius made Jackie Brown....in my top 5 list of the greatest ever movies.
Along with Talladega Nights,as already mentioned,Kelly's Heroes,Once Upon a Time in America and Fargo.
And anyone who disagrees can kiss my sweet crusty ass.