What nationalities have you shifted?

[Crankycorner]

I've never even shaken hands with a Northern Irish girl, never mind shagged one.

Wales is missing from my list of the home nations too.

It's interesting to drill down into the statistics. Of my 17 nationalities I'd say I've only had sex with around 5 of them.

Only two of these consisted of anal sex.

Giving or receiving?

 

[Crusty Ring]

I had both Catholics and Protestants with ties around their heads at a wedding up North. True heroes of our time.

I’m sure Jerry and Iain both hold you in high regard

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Giving or receiving?

Go way you

 

[Kira]

Woa up there pal and schtop with the passive racism. We're better people than that now. Have you looked in the mirror and considered that your wan, Kirs, might be a munter and that she had to resort to coalburning because ordinary decent Cork lads had better options and left her on the slag heap?

What's a girl to do? Just saying like.

Enjoy what he had to offer, obviously.

 

[Matlock]

As a younger man I’ve bedded both Isreali and Palestinian ladies (not at the same time) both lovely girls ??

As a result I strongly believe I could be a conduit for peace in the Middle East

?? ?? ??

You mean they could bond over their great disappointment?

;-)

 

[Crusty Ring]

You mean they could bond over their great disappointment?

;-)

They could compare notes about the greatest night of their lives

 

[Matlock]

They could compare notes about the greatest night of their lives

And then talk about you?

 

[Kira]

I think Crusty could be sent to Asia as well to see if he could sort out the on-going issues between North and South Korea

Would appear a true hero lives amongst us