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Vicar raped by a poppy
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<blockquote data-quote="mayday" data-source="post: 4188538" data-attributes="member: 14730"><p><strong>Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum</strong></p><p></p><p> A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.</p><p></p><p>Related Tags: Sheffield</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.</p><p></p><p>He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.</p><p></p><p>A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.</p><p></p><p>"But it's not for me to question his story."</p><p>She went on to reveal other objects removed from peoples derriére,</p><p> including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. </p><p></p><p> http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum#ixzz1pfUK93RM </p><p>What an unfortunate accident. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mayday, post: 4188538, member: 14730"] [b]Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum[/b] A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude. Related Tags: Sheffield The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game. He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun. A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. "But it's not for me to question his story." She went on to reveal other objects removed from peoples derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum#ixzz1pfUK93RM What an unfortunate accident. :) [/QUOTE]
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